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Our Story
Meet the Brevard County School Board: a group of elected officials who technically hold leadership roles but have mastered the art of doing very little with an alarming level of confidence. United by a shared commitment to avoiding accountability, our board members specialize in passing vague policies, dodging tough questions, and crafting press releases that say absolutely nothing.
While traditional school boards focus on education, ours prefers distractions, culture wars, and the occasional unconstitutional stunt. Leadership may not be our strength, but if you're looking for performative outrage and misdirected priorities, you’re in excellent hands.
Meet The Members
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